THE POISONING

By Bob Lennox

illustrations by O. Baykal

Nixon to resign? Preposterous, was the first thought to my head. Not possible! But there it was in my two-week old Time magazine, shouting from the page the words I never expected to hear. The press had been stressing this option for weeks but The Nigerian newspapers poo pooed the notion, resolutely supporting the man they considered to be righteous and unfairly hounded by his political opponents.

But there was another sound breaking my disbelieving reflections. Murderer! Rogue! The voices were coming from the far end of my garden. It was a Sunday but the area around my Steward’s house was filled with people. Angry people intent on harassing one young man who bravely stood up to the verbal onslaught but with the look of a deer caught in the headlights. Wide eyes, resolute stare but with a desire to dart into the open at the first opportunity.

As a relative newcomer to this nation that had just survived a divisive civil war, I knew that caution for foreigners was always a good idea but could not resist the urge to understand the grim tableau taking place on my rented property just 60 feet away.

I felt a bit like an invisible man as I walked among the spirited protagonists. Almost no one looked familiar. Emanuel , the household steward was nowhere to be seen but Maria, the baby nurse for our children was not only present but at the center of the conflict. Only 19 or so, Maria was the primary caretaker of our youngest child, a boy of 5, recently diagnosed as autistic and in need of constant supervision. Not an easy task for several reasons but one she tried to meet at least 12 hours a day.

If Maria saw me, she didn’t acknowledge it as she shouted her anger and distress at the strange and frightened young man at the center of the growing crowd. "What did he do?", I asked a complete stranger. Ignoring my presence as well as my question the man shouted in English, "Then drink some yourself?". He said while pointing to a bowl of soup steaming hot from the kerosene stove in the glassless window of the kitchen.

The youth shook his head almost imperceptibly and involuntarily clamped his lips tighter. His reaction

drew a cry from the crowd as they wagged fingers and shouted angry insults in Yoruba and Ibo at the boy. One particularly animated lady dressed in the blue colors of a local market woman placed her face within inches of the boy’s and punctuated her remarks with the bobbing tips of her starched gelle. I had come to know these market ladies not only as entrepreneurs but as leaders who’s opinions were not to be taken lightly. The starched head covering was tied in a distinctive design that told me that she was a married woman and the tribal scars on her cheeks identified Oyo as her hometown. There was no doubt that the youth was taking her seriously.

"Why do you think he has tried to poison the girl?" Finally, a voice in support of the unfortunate boy. Not an eloquent defense but it broke the trend of accusation that seemed headed for a lynching. Not the lynching portrayed on the screen in long past cowboy films of my youth but a real live vigilante stoning of a suspected perpetrator of a crime. I recalled a recent article in the Ibadan newspaper that described the fatal stoning of a man accused of witchcraft. The victim had touched a man on a bus and was charged with "taking away his sex". I had taken this to mean the accuser’s male organ had vanished. I had always intended to get a clarification but at this moment had only a guess to feed my already overactive imagination. Suffice it to say, alternative justice was a definite option. The young man and his friend were noticeably aware of the possibility.

The market lady turned her attention to the indignant Maria and asked her to again repeat her version of the incident. The young woman did so without hesitation. The heated rendition of the offense was related in Yoruba so I had to make do with a hasty translation provided by a bystander, an older man grasping the handlebars of his bicycle and listening with full attention.

"I had taken my Noon break and went to the kitchen of the ‘boy’s quarters’ to prepare some moin moin for my lunch". The dish, made from fish stock was basically a soup. Easy to prepare, the soup had been heating on the kerosene stove when the young man appeared at the window and engaged her in small talk. "Peter, (the wretched lad had a name) asked for a glass of water which I went to the tap to draw". "When I turned to bring him the glass, his hand was just withdrawing from the open window". As she recounted, the moin moin bubbled on the stove but now appeared to have a slight crust of gray speckles on its surface much like the ashes of a cigarette. Peter however did not smoke.

"What did you put in my soup" she demanded but Peter denied knowing what she was talking about. His attempts to change the subject only made matters worse. Emanuel, the Cook Steward, returned to hear the accusation but was loath to interject himself into a dispute between two young people. And besides they were both local Ibadanites and Yorubas to boot. He, an Ibo from the East had long ago learned the folly of sticking his nose into such arguments.

The shouting had attracted the attention of other residents and workmen and at the time of my arrival the crowd numbered at least 20 and with the exception of his friend, Peter was quite alone. By now there were more than 30 people choosing sides and there appeared to be only one side.Again the market lady ordered Peter to taste the soup and again the boy stepped backward and tried to avoid showing fear or emotion of any kind. He was badly in need of practice for he was clearly terrified.

What was my role here? Even though I had no clear vision of what was going on, there was no one else likely to call the police or intervene. I had put my name on a list to receive a telephone but had not been encouraged to think that it might happen any time before my tour was up. Neighbors! That was it! I could run from house to house alerting my neighbors that an injustice was about to take place. What a dumb idea it seemed later.

Then from Peter’s friend, what turned out to be the voice of reason. "You know, not everything put into a person’s soup is intended to do them harm". It sounded almost like a riddle or even the uttering of a prophet. It certainly had the desired effect. The crowd became quiet and reflective. The man with the bicycle smiled almost imperceptibly. Even the market woman drew back and while still grim she looked thoughtful.

Then from the crowd, a buzz. Not the buzz of angry bees that it had previously been but a chatter of questions and reactions, surprise and understanding expressed in at least five languages. Unfortunately for me, none of them were English. There were even a few chuckles and at least one guffaw.

Even with the new enlightenment, the market lady stood her ground. She still was demanding the Peter taste the soup. Peter’s friend whispered something to him and with trembling hands, he lifted a spoon of the soup to his lips with the clear intent to take as little as possible.

It was enough apparently because several of the uninvited guests headed for the gate and the street beyond. The market lady, still as grim as ever, now satisfied, lifted the heavy basket of goods at her feet onto her head and with the grace of a gymnast, started for home. Maria appeared chagrined but not anxious to completely accept the explanation that had satisfied the crowd. Peter and his friend seized the moment and wisely disappeared.

Only the bicycle man remained to enlighten me. Maria and Peter had been more than friends some months before. As is often the case with young love, Maria had found a new interest and her reaction to Peter had cooled. To give the relationship one more try, Peter visited a JuJu man in the market who assured him that his magic potion (which looked like cigarette ashes) would restore Maria’s interest and rekindle the affair.

"Why", I asked, ‘’was Peter so reluctant to taste the soup when it was not poison and could not possibly have harmed him." The man looked at me as he might a fool or a being from another planet. "Because the love potion was intended to make a woman sweet". " He had no way of knowing what would happen to a man who tasted it".

As is usually the case with delayed wisdom, it came crashing in on me with unanticipated speed. And then I was alone with my magazine, again pondering the fate of another man who’s attempts to change the course of events with an unconventional intervention would end less happily.

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